December 21st, 2012: It's coming sooner than you think! |
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The 2012 Apocalypse Insurance Company
Certificates and Insurance Policies
2012 Apocalypse Insurance Policies protect you and your loved ones against:
- Alien Invasions!
- Planetary Collisions
- Galactic Alignments
- A Zombie Apocalypse
- Polar Reversal / Shifting
- Nuclear Armageddon
- Other Earth-Ending Catastrophes AND MORE! ...provided these events occur on December 21st, 2012!
2012 Insurance is perfect for friends who believe in the coming apocalypse, family members who mock your preparedness for December 21st, 2012, colleagues and associates who figure that it is highly unlikely that anything is going to happen but appreciate a good joke! It's also a great gift for the person that "has it all"!
In addition to our policies we also have Hats and T-Shirts that assist you in your quest to declare to the world: 2012: I'm Insured, ARE YOU?
So why worry about all the different things that may happen on December 21st, 2012? Sure, the world might end! There have been numerous predictions that say it will! But the 2012 Apocalypse Insurance Company is here to provide you with the peace of mind you deserve as the clock ticks down to what could be earth's final day!
It doesn't really matter if some guy in a sandwich shop says the world will end in 2012, and by our count Nostradamus is said to have predicted the End of the World at least five times already, but we're obviously all still here. Heck, the Mayans didn't even actually predict the end of the world! December 21st, 2012 just happens to be the date their calendar resets, much like our December 31st every year. Look, odds are good that absolutely nothing is going to happen on December 21st, 2012, but why take that chance? Get insured today!
Whatever you want to call it: Armageddon, Apocalypse, or Doomsday, The 2012 Apocalypse Insurance Company is here to help. We have a certain humorous take on the armageddon-thing which you will see reflected in our products. So before that Super-Volcano erupts, the Seventh Seal is broken, or the Nibiru collides broadside with the planet Earth, make sure you're ready and protected!
Please note: Our Insurance Policies and Certificates of Insurance are for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. We offer a NOVELTY product, which does NOT provide any actual insurance coverage. (This friendly message was, of course, included by our lawyers!)
If you have questions please contact us via email at questions@sobenights.com.